Miss November Tuesday, Bend your rubber rules. Take your time, but dont take Off your high heeled shoes. Shes in demand at dinner time; Shes on the factory wall. And when the gentlemen retire Guess whos in control? She blew your money On taking a cruise. If that isnt funny, Well, watch out teacher.
Ooh, ooh. When the chambers empty She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente. Dressed in flimsy clothing, Use your lipstick line To colour fear and loathing With a pink disguise. Youve never refused when she lies back Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack. Shes on the case at dinner time. Shes on the evening news. And if you dare step out of line Youre going to be abused. You may not like it; You may not be scared. But hell has no fury like a Young girls ego.
Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo. You might adopt an attitude; Look on the moral side. But if police are after you, Wheres the best place to hide? For this production They gave her a gun. Aint no director-- So watch out actors!
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